Archive for April, 2009

2 Old Men

Posted in Just For Fun, The Email on 04/23/2009 04:26 am by

2 Old Men

2 Old Men

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, ‘GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.

THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I’M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.’

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,

‘YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!’

‘DEAD?’ SAYS HIS FRIEND, ‘WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?’

‘WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.’ HIS FRIEND SAYS, ‘COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.’

‘A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?’

‘WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW… TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!’

 

Are You Ready To Be In a Relationship?

Posted in Just For Fun on 04/17/2009 01:54 am by
I took a quiz on www.facebook.com this morning and following was the result. Do give it a try, it does give out interesting results and might relate to you.

Thristhan just took the Are You Ready To Be In a Relationship quiz and got the result:  My Life Would Suck Without You!!!

My Life Would Suck Without You!!!: You are definitely ready to be in a committed relationship! You understand the importance of honesty & trust. You crave the companionship and attention, & you love to give it in return. You may feel lonely, but you’re not desperate. Someone’s definitely on your radar and you’re ready to give them your all. Congrats!
 

New Products from Brazil

Posted in Amazing Creations, Just For Fun, The Email on 04/10/2009 03:12 am by

This is what I received from my email today, it titled New Products From Brazil, but frankly I’m not sure whether they are really from Brazil since most products are now made in China.

Anyhow, do check the photos out.

Camera Extender
Finger Tray
Waist Belt

Unique Ladder
Bed Measure
Timed Light

Teabag Shaker
Stairway Drawers
Teapot Toaster

Microphone Shower Pad
Ladder Frame
Drink Spliter

Wonder Coffin
Handshake Doorknob
Library Chair

Spring Bed
Toilet Studio
Messy shirt

Funny Cup
Grip Glass
Biscuit Holder Mug

Steam Mug
Old School Stove
Duo Umbrella

Bottle opener
Mug Design

 

 

The World’s First Flying Hotel?

Posted in Amazing Creations on 04/07/2009 04:55 pm by

Something I received in my email today. Looks like a prototype but something quite interesting. Can’t yet figure out the purpose, unless someone wants to be away up high for a holiday.

Hotelicopter Washroom
Hotelicopter Outside View
Hotelicopter Flying Mode

Hotelicopter Flying Mode
Hotelicopter Rooms
Hotelicopter Bedroom

Hotelicopter Study Area
Hotelicopter Outside View

 

Joy of My Life

Posted in Lyrical Expressive Writer on 04/06/2009 05:32 am by

Another one of my poems that I wrote in 2006, some how I realised that it could relate to anyone :)

You are the Joy of my life.
You are the reason I’m alive.
And Baby…Baby…Baby
When I think of you,
My mind goes crazy.

I’ve never known love like this,
and when you give me that special kiss,
You’re in my heart, you’re in my soul.
You’re all I can’t resist.
When I’m alone, It is you that I miss.

And I need to tell you,
The first time I held you,
From my point of view, I already knew,
You are the love of my life,
Believe me, it’s true.

I spent a lifetime waiting, always hesitating.
I was lost so deep inside my shell,
Till you came and saved me from myself.
Now all I really know,
Is that I need you so.

As we stand together,
I’ll say this over and over,
I promise now and forever.
Till the day that I die,
You are the love of my life.

 
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