Last saturday I had to take the KTM Berhad (Keretapi Tanah Melayu) which is a public train service in Malaysia from Klang to Kuala Lumpur to help with a function. While waiting for the train at Klang KTM Station, The train that stopped there was so many centimetres away from the platform. Passangers had to literally jump, about 12inches to get to the platform. There were also old people who struggled to get accross.

From my experience, the KTM services is getting from bad to worst. There are alot of trains that are not properly functioning. Infact tis particular train had to be pullled using an external locomotive because the main one wasn’t working. They also had to have another platform that hosted a Generator.

I understand that they are trying to become better, but I guess that they are just now trying hard enough.

Generator and Locomotive for KTM

Uncle shocked to see the Gap

At least a foot and a half gap

KTMB is so Dangerous

Don’t you feel frustrated when you’re queueing of at the traffic light and an arsehole cuts on your left to the front of the lane? I was at Kota Damansara area last saturday, heading towards the Curve, this MF had no patient to wait for the traffic light started to cut everyone off on the left lane and straight in front of me. Since I had my Sony Cybershot with me, thought I’ll take a photo. I even took a photo with the flash, thinking that we would at least turn and have a look. Nothing, it was as though the dude had no feeling.

Unpatient Car Driver

Oh ya one more thing, however fast a car you have, you always have to stop for the tolls :). As I was reaching the Subang toll, heading towards Klang, a Ferrari was among a line of cars waiting for get through the Touch n Go lane. All that speed wasted.

Ferrari at Subang Toll

Ferrari at Subang Toll

Someone just mentioned that they remind me of this. The laughing buddha? I know I’m huge, and that I’m quite a funny person. But didn’t expect anyone to say I look like this. What’s next? Should I get a bald head?

Thristhan the Laughing Buddha

Evethough this story is quite funny, I feel a little sad for this dude. He must be really desparate or seriously out of his mind.

Bench Sex

A man almost loses his penis from humping a steel bench in Hong Kong. Police received a disturbing call from Lan Tian park in the middle of the night. Xing, a lonely and disturbed 41-year-old man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has small holes in it, which Xing used in an attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police for help. When police arrived, they found Xian stuck to the bench face-down.

Doctors then tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they had to cut the entire bench and take it with Xian to the hospital. Doctors took four painful hours to separate Xian from his bench. They stated that if he had been stuck there for even an hour longer, they would have to remove his penis.

All the guys are going OUUCHHH right now and the Ladies are having a Good laugh :).

Morale of the story is, ladies, hump your guys at least once a day so that they don’t go around straying and doing stupid things just to satisfy themself with a quicky.

Bench Sex

Wow, Youtube is already 5 years old, didn’t time pass by so fast? Youtube was created as a website that shares videos. It was created by former Paypal employees in February 2005. About a year later in November 2006, youtube was bought over by Google for an estimated value of USD$1.65 Billion

Youtube is currently widely used as a video blogging site. Many people use is as a base to express oneself through video or even provide online tutorials. I like surfing youtube for stand up comedies and piano tutorials. Youtube also currently gets about 2 Billion views per day, which is amazing.

Early this year, I created my own youtube page which can be accessible at www.youtube.com/thristhan. I use this page to upload videos of me at the keyboard. I also have another account at www.youtube.com/thris82 which is used for common random stuffs.

So happy birthday to youtube and hope you will continue to entertain us.

YouTube 5th Birthday